jesus christ his tattoos are so shitty

This is the face of someone who really, really does not want to be hugging a half-naked Bieber.

He's got a weird case of douche baby face (IS HE ACTUALLY ARIANA GRANDE IN DISGUISE? JEZ GET ON THIS), but he's not unattractive in the underwear ads. Facially. Like, he's a bit more pretty boy than I usually like, but if I didn't know it was him, I'd think he was handsome—- albeit kind of young looking.

Dear DoucheBob,

I'm going to pretend this is a sentence for his attempt to make trans-vaginal ultrasound obligatory for women seeking abortions in is ass-backwards state. It's too short.

I'm sorry, but perhaps because of his constant juvenile/asshole actions, I just see him as a little boy trying to pretend to be a grown up. It feels like I just stumbled upon private pictures of a family friend's teenage son who is trying really hard to be sexy and he's going to give these pics to his gf (of 3 weeks)…

Yeah?

That's such a great gif.

His tatts are also terrible

Lara Stone be rocking that cradle!!

His tattoos looks like the sticker collection kids put on their parents fridge. All he needs is some magnetic alphabet letters and a "Chiquita" sticker.

OMG THESE ARE SO BAD. Those tattoos. For someone with so much money, why on earth does he have those tattoos. He needs to set aside some major time to get all that shit fixed up because it's bad, distractingly bad.

That model draped over him... well, I'm sure she's normally quite beautiful but this is not a good shot, here. She looks like a mouthbreather.

Marky Mark you are not!!

Ugh - the ever-raised eyebrows.

STOP IT. JUST STOP.

I buy that Maureen McDonnell is a materialistic person with some serious mental health problems that began early in her husband's political career, when she was home with several young kids. But if Bob is so wonderful, why didn't he realize that his political ambitions were hurting his family and decide to find…

Holiday gatherings with these people must be fun.