They are the only couple in the world that could wear matching Christmas sweaters and not make me nauseous. Dammit they're so charming.

I believe that was in Arizona, which as near as I can tell is the Florida of the Southwest.

It's so bizarre that his image was still so positive until just recently- we knew a DECADE ago 13-14 women came forward for the civil suit. Did people just think that was, like, not something that really happened? Three of them made public statements! They were known associates of his, with professional careers and…

God I hope it looks like this...

Immediately after I got married to my ex, he started to freak out on me about how he was now "settled" and he was afraid missing out on all of these mythological "experiences." Like, we actually got in an argument because he didn't think I would agree to "drop everything and just travel around the country for a…

My cousin got divorced shortly after her first marriage. I'm not sure exactly how old she was - roughly 23-24, married less than a year. Her and I aren't terribly close so I don't know the full story but I'm pretty sure the entire family was totally supportive. A few months after the wedding, her husband decided with…

Yeah, my parents waited until I was in my 20's to divorce, but I wish they had done it way sooner. I would have been fine in middle or high school. I'd rather have 2 seperate households where at least one functioned normally than dysfunctional clusterfuck I got.

I really wish my parents got a divorce. Like, what's better for the children, letting them grow up watching a dysfunctional and self-destructive relationship? Or letting them see that you can make a choice to be happy, even if it's difficult?

That's beautiful. It really is a work of art.

I started the hashtag #ExpelDeanEramo to get her replaced with an advocate that will advocate for the victims, not the RAPISTS!

Yes. What kind of expert in sexual violence isn't prepared to deal with the victim blaming herself?? This dean is so incompetent, I really think she should go.

The more she talks, the more I think Dean Nicole Eramo is the most sinister UVA official in this entire mess. She's the one who manipulates victims into wrongly believing she's on their side, in the service of the university and its donors. It's fucking revolting. Just the words, "Dean Nicole Eramo," leave a bad…

Cheating though, that fucks over people who have done a lot of hard work! Raping people, that doesn't even affect anybody! It's so harmless!

<CAN'T EVEN>

She is truly saying that just admitting to your crime should get you off. It's like we're toddlers here. Oh, you stole the cookie? Good for you for admitting it. Now let's move on. WHAT THE FUCK. I'm seriously fuming over this imbecile's actions and statements.

That's why I ALWAYS turn myself in after I've committed murder. Everyone knows that confession' is the ABSOLUTE worst (sooo embarrassing) ! After that, they pat me on the back for being "super" courageous and let me go about my business.

Weirdly, I asked her last night what size clothes her daughter was in these days, because I was Christmas shopping, and I just texted her this link like "CHANGE OF PLANS" and she was like, "BUY ME ONE TOO. FUCK THE BASEBALL TIX FOR ME AND MATT." When I asked "What about Matt though?" She said "DUDE. It's Puppy…

Yes, "for her new daughter." (wink, wink.)

I remember mine only had 3 puppies and I was SO SAD, but my brother told me that a kid in his class had one with only 2, so 3 was good. I felt better, honestly. I learned later that he lied, but I was old enough to appreciate that.

oh my god!!!!! Littlestpony just got this for her birthday and I thought "wtf is this??????" And even more disturbing is that the babies come out through a hole in the stomach, like a doggy c section. Littlestpony said the babies should come out through the butt.

Surely one of the strangest items in communal millennial memory is Puppy Surprise, a fuzzy pink dog who came with some random number of puppies preloaded in her plush womb.