That picture looks like one The Onion would use next to the headline "Middle Manager Feels His Borderline Offensive Coffee Mug Helps Bridge Gap Between Him and His Direct Reports"

My cousin named her daughter Addison, and I was just like "isn't there an Addison's Disease or am I getting the ergot-flavored Wheat Thins again?"

ill take that before another Madison.. I live in NYC, too many fucking Madison's already. Madison.. I just can't.

That's uncanny. Every year I get a chill of panic as I see my class roster and I play the "what gender is this? How many Averys and Taylors will I have?" game. I've had an Addison a year for the last three years.

Now a trashier state must top Florida by having a daughter, mom, and grandma give birth on the same day. You can do it, guys! 14, 28, 42, go!

via sarahcandersen.com

Maybe because as a Who from Whoville she doesn't qualify.

Oh man, I can't wait to go see this movie about promise rings and side hugs!

Yeah, I don't understand the sacred cow treatment she gets on Jezebel. I don't remember her being that big or significant either, and she made some pretty cheesy r&b. it's not like the world missed out on the next missy elliott or something.

Yeah, I am thinking that doctor has spoken like a man who has never taken a single fertility drug in his life. The crazy hormone levels, the constant feeling of sickness... and I'm not even talking about the actual invasiveness of it. The drugs are already terrible before you even have your first IUF or IVF.

My favorite piece of clothing is my grandfather's all silk tuxedo he had made for him in 1973. He wasn't wealthy, but wanted something nice to wear, so he got what was fashionable at the time, which was the classic James Bond shawl collar. Not only is it by far the nicest tux at any party, it fits me perfectly, it's…

And for the first time in two decades, I want Taco Bell.

This is really cool. It's nice to see a dude go to so much effort to make this kind of point, and manage to do it in an attention-getting but not chiding or shamey way. ALL THE CANDY CANES FOR YOU, KARL STEFANOVIC. YOU GO KARL STEFANOVIC.

On the other hand...

And...that made me cry. I can't even get through that book in normal circumstances, this story makes it more heartbreaking.

Reminds me of the book "Love You Forever" by Robert Munsch. On his website, in words written for children to understand, he explains where it came from:

Gen X starts mid 60's. In order to vote for Reagan you'd have to be 18, tell me how you vote for Reagan when you're 15? Let's not forget that Reagan won by a LANDSLIDE his second term. Bush (Elder) had no challenger until Clinton in 90's. In fact, you weren't even alive in the late 70's/early 80's where we had…

Boomers shoveled themselves entitlements for the past 30 years and are now bitching and moaning that they can't retire at 65 on the backs of their kids/grandkids.

To be honest, anything a Baby Boomer says to me is automatically suspect. You idiots spent 50 fucking years sucking off the system and giving nothing back. You've left us all with a hollowed out infrastructure and a flattened financial system. So thanks for that. Don't worry, though. Your kids will clean up your mess…

Hey, at least you have Justin Beiber Norwood. ;P GEN X RULES! :D