My daughter is 20 months and she gets no say in her costume so she is Indiana Jones

My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

I made a zebra costume for my little niece!

Plus if she hadn’t decorated her clinic in such an enticing manner. She was basically asking to be vandalized, with a place that looked like that.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Dance magic dance

Dressed the kid up as Max from “Where the Wild Things Are” then took a walk through a cemetery, naturally.

I’m on my third baby wearing this hot dog costume. I got my money’s worth!

Our lil Daphne loves her Scooby-Doo.

Who wore it better: Me or Rachel McAdams?

Reverse mermaid

My hair is still all sorts of tangled today.

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

This isn’t a costume but he did get a cup stuck on his head. A year or so ago you lovely people helped me with a Go Fund Me campaign after he ate a bunch of ribbon. He hasn’t gotten any smarter since then.

I mean do we have to call women who are dressed in revealing clothing ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’ period? Last time I checked the definition of a whore was someone who sold sex. If I dress in a revealing outfit...that’s not synonymous with selling sex.

Nothing good can come from a man named Erick Erickson.

How did you miss the Kennedy Halloween, the creepiest White House Halloween of them all?

This is sadly not surprising to me at all.