Ha! Like a half an hour ago I told my husband basically the same thing: that my plan for the rest of the day was to take a shower, do some dishes and then start drinking heavily for the next 9 days.

Last night I asked my husband if I could please just get and stay drunk until the 9th. He said no. Something about our 8 year old homeschooler not being old enough to take care of herself yet, or something. I think he’s just being a spoilsport.

Wait....there has been correspondence between Trump and the Russian government?

People keep saying Orlando is dressed as Trump and he’s clearly Bill. I have been getting really irritated about this all morning. 

What. Who wears a gymnast around their neck?

This is very impressive.... it’s hard to “out-racist” a team nicknamed the Indians.

I think we can argue they’re both.

Any time I see things like this I think to myself, “how did no one think this was wrong?” How many people saw that before it went on the bus, and everyone thought “yeah this is fine.”

All my friends are gonna die? =(

the only song i really like from the album is ‘joanne’ honestly the album just doesnt make sense to me. i dont want semi decent folk music from gaga. i want great pop music. she should have went disco inspired.

I’m not a Lady Gaga fan, but was there ever any doubt that she can sang? She’s a trained musician.

All because he used the letter O ... and people mistook it for a 0.

The book Spillover dedicates a large section to the spread of HIV and talks this, plus the myth of Patient 0. I’m glad they’re finally officially debunking it. It gives a good background of the possible route of the early infections (plural) with bushmeat hunters, and how it got going, facilitated by a plasma trade…

Hey man! Gary Johnson wants to legalize marijuana! He’s cool!

I need a place to vent about all Bernie supports in my life. It’s like, listen. I voted for him too and I was disappointed when he didn’t get the nomination, but you guys, seriously? Get your shit together. He’s not running for president anymore. He dropped out of the race, threw his support behind Hillary and urged…

My first presidential vote was for Nader [ducks]. At the time I truly believed in a Green candidate - as if Al fucking Gore weren’t the greenest candidate we have ever seen.

Fuuuuuuuuuck. That poor man. You spend the bulk of your life having your relationship scorned and questioned, and then have to go through it again after your partner has passed because of greedy assholes. I hope he gets justice.

They were together for 55 years. He’s 85 now.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

Please tell me they use that photo for their announcements and stuff. With no explanation. Just that photo.