Right now Trump is thinking “I should really hire the CEO of PriceWaterhouseCoopers to run my national security agency.”

Mugger: I’m going to rob you!

“They might not agree with everything you do, but people will respect you for doing what you said you were going to do,”

I know it’s petty but whatever: Christ is that fucker ugly.

Let’s get real about this flag. It wasn’t continuously flown from 1861 until today. It was an obscure flag not flown very much at all from the end of the Civil War until after WWII, when it became popular with Dixiecrats. It gained prominence in the south during the fifties , and it didn’t fly over any government…

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

It’s almost as if he has no class or refinement. Like a short fingered vulgarian.

My guess is she still sitting in the shower, fully clothed, under the hottest running water she can stand, staring at the tiles and alternating between mumbling prayers and soundlessly sobbing.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

As a former child who ate his steak that way and stopped once was shown what seasoning was, I can attest to the veracity that this is indeed how children eat.

How can these people call themselves Americans and support a flag that symbolizes insurrection against the United States? If you support the Confederate flag, you support treason against the U.S.

Loser flag

some one needs to call a plummer to check on leaks.

Your username is very ironic.

Yeah, he should be wrestling with the guys. Like he wants to.

I’m stress eating. Who else is?

If the world were just, Trump wouldn’t be POTUS in the first place.

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.