He’s never going to pay, but everyone with a functioning brain cell already knew that, regardless of the outcome of the test.

I know, my heart bleeds for them, the poor dears. Just imagine, after centuries of getting away with virtually anything that took your fancy, finding out you might actually, theoretically be held accountable for your actions. Terrifying. 

Maybe they can take a mindfulness or self defense course.  That's what we get told! Never get angry though. That causes frown lines.

We can’t protect ourselves. We can’t protect our sisters from the men that hurt us. We can’t go to the police, we can’t use whisper networks.

“I guess I tried to force myself on her,” Alperin told the police. “I feel like such a terrible person for it.”

I GUESS.

No, you feel terrible because you got caught and have to face the consequences. If you weren’t a terrible person and fine with it you wouldn’t have assaulted her in the first damn place.

“I guess I tried to force myself on her,” Alperin told the police. “I feel like such a terrible person for it.”

This is so awful. It is also the reason why I will never disclose my own sexual assault to my own mother. Her reaction to the whole Kavanaugh debacle is to feel more afraid for her son than for her three daughters.  

How does he know they’re paid? Are there check stubs or receipts? Wait, I forgot that we’re living in an era where conspiracy theories count as presidential announcements now.

My poor little cousin shared her story of assault with her Trump supporter mother only to be told ‘So what?’

I told her that unfortunately, her mom got hers, retired, and fuck everybody else.

“The very rude elevator screamers are paid professionals only looking to make Senators look bad. Don’t fall for it! Also, look at all of the professionally made identical signs. Paid for by Soros and others. These are not signs made in the basement from love! #Troublemakers”

I think she believed that Africa was going to be like one giant Ralph Lauren photo shoot, with beautiful Waspy white people elegantly draped over Land Rovers, or posing with cheetahs on the savannah. This whole trip just screams “noblesse oblige.”

What do you do when your country can’t even agree on reality?

And they’re still going to come out of all of this believing they’re the victims.

Compelling evidence that he’s definitely not a belligerent drunk amirite?

There needs to be one message with regards to Lindsey, “What does Trump have on you?” Just over and over and over until he goes insane. 

Honestly, though, this is about the best possible outcome for her goal of spreading the message of the t-shirt.

So some of the stolen pictures they are using to sell diet pills are from a woman with anorexia showing her struggle to gain a healthy weight but in reverse? And with other stolen pics of overweight women and fitness models thrown in to complete the catfish story?

Anyone else uncomfortable with the name Forskolin?