They don’t. It’s for sleight of hand.

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

Donald Trump delivered a speech in which he inadvertently coined a new word, “sequesture.” What does it mean?!

I’d be glad to have an excuse to never go to a baby shower again.

lol Someone brings up not being able to go to baby showers as a reason against abortion and I’m laughing in their faces and then falling out the damn van still laughing.

if you are not like them, you have a some kind of mental disorder, because JEBUS cures it all.

...Sikhs in Chevy Astro vans are trying to talk women out of getting flu shots.

Rosati also offers carries literature about evangelical Christianity and offers women the chance to pray together. “Ninety-nine percent of people accept prayer,” she says.

The amount of pure hatred I have for him is overwhelming.

In 1990, for example, People Magazine published a report that Trump had turned down Madonna sexually and stole Carla Bruni from Mick Jagger, citing as a source Trump spokesperson John Baron. The interview, as it turned out, was recorded, and the voice of “John Baron” clearly belongs to Trump. 

His do as I say not as I do is totally yuge.

“There are some terrible, dishonest people and they do tremendous disservice to our country and to our people, tremendous disservice, they are very dishonest,”

He doesn’t know what shame means either.

His hypocrisy is absolutely epic.

How to starve a dictator: ignore him.

How the fuck can they say they don’t have enough info to officially call it a hate crime? He yelled get out of my country and shot two people he believed were middle eastern. Sounds like a pretty open and shut case of hate crime and terrorism to me.

This is how you Make America Great Again, right?

If someone called Orange Julius a public servant to his face, he’d be insulted...then rilly rilly confused when someone explains to him that yes, you are indeed a public servant.

Gohmert is a very special snowflake, who would prefer not to be criticized in public, thank you very much. Also a coward.

public servants who don’t believe its their job to serve the public - thanks donald.