What a bunch of horrible savages, forcing women to carry unwanted pregnancies to term and give birth to children conceived from rape. Why, here in the USA, the pinnacle of human civilization, we would never-

Maybe they were vetoed! :-(

By his logic, I can just void his birth certificate and get him kicked out of the country, right? Because who cares if they determined on paper that he was born here, why should that determine whether or not he gets to stay?

I’m sure the world will run very smoothly with the absence of legally binding contracts, not

Shorter: who needs the rule of law?

“What they determined on paper should not determine the fate of a child.”

Hey, what do you have against turnips? I think of these guys as one of those awful clots of menstrual blood.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. That is just....there’s so much wrong with that! Ethically, morally, legally, economically...this human turnip ran a business????

“Constantine Scrivanos” is a tremendous name

A dude with 44 Dunkin’ Donuts franchises wants a little more cash?

Should be easy to catch him when he sells the photo.

I think the religious lobby had plenty of representation in the government already. Like, way way too much. In fact there’s no better way to commit political suicide than calling yourself an atheist.

I don’t know if I’d call it “manning up” given that he was thirteen when Mary Kay became pregnant with their first child, nor do I think a rape victim needs to “own up to his role” in his abuse, but yes, I admire and respect that Vili is a good, present father; he’s trying to do right by his kids. But he never should…

Yeah, I mean, i’m a Christian, but I don’t see why churches get to be tax exempt. If they are providing a charity service, which is registered, approved, and independently confirmed to be fulfilling a service like any charity, religious or secular, fine, tax exempt status has a a reason for being there. Prove you…

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

They never would have gotten married in the first place, because society protects girls more in these cases. It doesn’t seem that way sometimes, but boys are even less protected than girls when it comes to sexual predators. A girl’s father or mother would’ve done anything to keep a 12 year old away from her convicted…

I had a similar moment in elementary school! My parents didn’t pick me up from after school care so everyone left and it was just me chilling with a janitor (possibly also named “Gary” - I’ve forgotten). I drew him a picture of some flowers and the sun, and at the time all the “cool” suns had sunglasses so I drew…

Open bar? Drink in each hand. Problem solved. ;)

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

I was the ONLY friend in my circle who didn’t have a date to prom; which was fine since I had the type of girlfriends who couldn’t give less of a fuck about that sort of thing. We would all dance with each other’s dates and made it more of a communal experience.