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Acceptable April Fool's day prank: telling your partner you're too busy to clean the bathroom, then cleaning it on the sly, so that the next time she walks into said bathroom she is shocked and surprised.
I am also often unhappy, but that's usually to do with the fact that every day I live on this earth is a day I stand just a little closer to death and realize that no matter how hard I struggle against mortality no one will remember me 100 years from now unless I get a genocide together soon or something.
A teacher friend of mine found this adorable prank in the teacher's lounge today:
This reminds me of the April Fool's Viber stickers.
Well...I never said anything about actually touching one. All I've got is looking at the cute child/baby/toddler from a safe distance and waving. Even holding my own niece was a problem when she was an infant. I had her for what seemed like a century and all I could think was "Now what? When are you going to take her…
Hehe. You called him "it."
My husband and I are childless by choice, though not 100% that we're never doing it (I'd say 80/20, as my husband fell madly for our friends' 2 year old daughter, who ADORES HIM and thinks he's the best. That's why she's the smartest kid I know). I think he'd be a great dad. I think I'd be a shitty mother. I am often…
April Fool them by intentionally putting something weird on your face. Then when they point it out pretend you can't see it or feel it. Insist they are imagining it.
I saw this on a vending machine on April 1st a few years ago. I thought it was hilarious. And I may have hesitated a bit before I pushed the button.
I'm an elementary school teacher and of all the days of the year that are annoying to be surrounded by the under 10 crowd, April Fools' Day is by the far the worst. I can only take "Teacher you have something on your face APRILFOOLS I GOT YOU SO GOOD!" so many more times before I just jump through a window and run…
That's like saying it's okay for a prosecutor to go to someone accused of theft and offer them a plea bargain with no jail time as long as they agreed to have their hands cut off as punishment.
Shhhh, don't let facts ruin a good rabble rousing session.
Well, this explains the DA's dismissal:
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Schools have codes of conduct they expect their students to adhere to and should be able to continue to have power over who gets to attend their establishment, college is a privilege not a right. I thought Amanda Marcotte summed it up well at Slate:
At least Hobby Lobby is fighting for their misguided religious nonsense. The FratPAC is fighting for, what, their right to party and assault women who can't consent?
I would say they're pretty equal. They both hate women and are both stuck in the 1800s. Hobby Lobby-ers probably have some really douchey kids in Greek life.