First, it’s not discriminatory. A child is still learning how to behave, and it’s up to the parents to teach them that, not society at large. This isn’t the same thing as denying someone service because of their race or sexuality.

Looks like I’m switching to chocolate milk til the election is over.

No, he’s too pro-Muslim for Trump.

Well you might have Rick Santorum, but you don’t have Donald Trump.

5. They [the women] don’t have families like Muslims do who would take revenge for rape.

That’s why I love the European idea of leaving your child at home and bringing your dog with you. If I ever owned a restaurant, that would totally be the premise.

I was a page at the library, and after storytime was the absolute WORST. The parents would be socializing with each other while their toddlers screamed and played tag. I preferred unsupervised, after-school teenagers to those little monsters.

That looks like it came out of a bad anime.

Oye, what a clusterfuck. Thanks for clearing that up.

It’s a little late, and my brain isn’t functioning properly, so I’m a tad confused. Let me see if I understand properly: Scumbag Lawyer O’Connor is saying that because the New York Times filed a suit to have the deposition released (and a third party-the judge, agreed to release the documents), it’s the victim, Andrea…

The part I have trouble buying is that she heard about gender reassignment surgery in 1990. I guess it’s possible, but that really wasn’t a popular subject. From what I remember of that era, the media had issues acknowledging gay people, let alone those who felt they’d been born the wrong gender. Of course, I was also…

Why? My parents got my brother and me bank accounts when we were about that age (I think I was 8 and my brother 4 or almost 5), and every birthday and holiday we’d deposit about half the cash we received.

National Enquirer was probably like, “We’re releasing this on a Wednesday. Everyone knows Wednesday is ‘Opposite Day’, therefore the word ‘inconclusive’ means ‘without a doubt’. No lies here!”

And a vampire, too. A shapeshifter vampire.

I’m not sure I’d say out of nowhere. It’s been the theme of probably half of all Shojo manga/anime for decades.

I found Russell Crowe too much of a combo breaker to get in a really good cry. A few tears, but not the heart-wrenching sob I need.

I’m not a makeup artist, but I took a workshop in High School for theatre. From what (little) I recall, it’s more a matter of being prepared with the right colors of pancake makeup, foundations, concealer, whatever...and it’s basic stuff they should have.

Or make sure the right person has been hired for the job, maybe? Like, if I was planning a photo shoot and wanted to use Nykhor Paul, I’d find hair and makeup people who could specifically cater to the model I selected.

I used to apologize for everything, although that had more to do with my severe clinical depression and lack of self esteem than anything else. “Oh, you ran out of chocolate ice cream? I’m so sorry, obviously that’s my fault. even though I’ve never been to this fine establishment before!”

About time, too. He told Fortune last week that golf should be “for the elite”, and poor people (aka, blacks) can stick with basketball.