Kind of makes me want to become a major CEO, then call up Nikki Haley and tell her SC is never getting my business until that damn flag is removed.

True...the Confederates had issues on the battlefield, though, because it looked similar to the Federal flag. So it got changed multiple times.

My suggestion is shoving it up Gov. Haley’s ass with a 10-foot pole and letting her take care of the explosive diarrhea?

My dad said he knew my mom would flat-out murder him if he smashed the cake in her face. They have really adorable wedding pictures of feeding each other, with minimal food on their faces.

Yes! This was my grandma! She was fine if she was getting her way, and even controlled herself in public, but if her family denied and/or disagreed with her, the shit hit the fan. Never did figure out what her problem was, because her generation didn’t do psychiatrists unless they were forcibly interred, but probably…

After watching for 10 seconds my immediate opinion was that this guy belonged to one of those binge drinking frats, and if he’s out of college now, he hasn’t stopped living the lifestyle. He definitely got drunk on purpose. I’m not sure if he embarrassed her on purpose, or if he’s too much of an idiot to realize that…

Technically, Trump/campaign got the license through ASCAP, but as far as I understand it, ASCAP is a scam that steals musicians’ rights to their own music.

Probably because they’re grateful it didn’t happen to them. Not that it makes it right.

Seriously, grounds for annulment. And if you can’t tell when you’ve had enough and need to stop, you’re definitely not responsible enough to be getting married.

Just think of how pissed she’s going to be when she realizes it’s all over the interwebz. I would be so mortified. Of course, I’d be good with JP ceremony and small brunch reception, none of this huge to-do bullshit, but still...

Don’t forget the solid gold toilets!

I think the sides will be a loaded baked potato (extra cheese, extra bacon) and those green beans with ham. And buffalo wings to start out with. God, it sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen. A delicious, happy heart attack.

The tabloids better watch themselves or they’ll be sued next. (One can always hope.)

That’s the whole crux of it. I could (probably) forgive the transracial thing if she hadn’t lied about the rest of her life, too. In fact, I could get over the whole pretending to be black thing if she hadn’t claimed her adopted brother was her son, said another man was her father, all the cancer claims and who knows…

Well, I guess I can understand if you’ve been adopted by a family who’s a different race, you may consider yourself transracial. For example, I have relatives who were born in Taiwan, and adopted by my very white kin. Aside from physically being Asian and being forced to take conversational Chinese in grade school,…

I’m going to go eat a steak with honey marinade right now just to prove this bitch wrong. And have an extra-large milkshake for dessert.

But if the ham is growing off trees, technically that makes it kosher because it isn’t coming from a cloven-footed animal.

It needs an egg-and-potato comet to push it there for a yummy, yummy omlette.

No, according to a recent worldwide survey, all men, regardless of race, clock in between 4-5 inches.

Although, the laws for race on state/federal forms are vague. If you’re a white South African, you can still claim your race as African. If you’re from Hawaii, technically you can mark your race as Asian/South Pacific Islander even if you are white, black or Hispanic. You just have to be able to prove that, even…