Good point.

I was reading a blog, can’t remember which one now, possibly Awkward Moments Children’s Bible, but it speculated that pedophiles were specifically attracted to the Church (of all denominations, although it used the Catholic Church as an example) because they knew they were safe there. Basically, you have a few guys…

Which is also why the idiots put homosexual marriage up there with beastiality. Their views are so narrow, they have no idea about the difference between two adults who are in love and consent to a sexual relationship versus a person who takes advantage of a helpless animal.

I kind of want him to win the 2016 Republican nomination, though, because it will be sooooo easy for Hillary (or whomever wins the Democratic nomination) to beat him.

a certain group of interrelated people

I can’t go, either, but if you see some nice beads that can be repurposed, let me know and I’ll give you my address for shipping. ;)

Yes to both of these! As MadPiglet stated, if you’ve gotten rid of all your baby stuff, and then “surprise” - you’re pregnant, I can see the point of having a sprinkle. But both gender reveal and sprinkles annoy me like no other.

That, and someone expressed to me that they ran from the cops because they were black.

MeTV is good, too - they have a lot of the classics, but also some of the more obscure TV shows.

The whole status must have been written as an assignment for the Alanis Morisette School of Irony:

And worse than “sprinkles” - baby showers for the not-first baby, which I also find tacky. We already had to buy you crap for the first kid; I am so not getting more stuff for baby #2 or 3 or whatever.

Is it wrong that I would want to either purchase the most expensive item on the person’t registry and donate it to a women’s shelter so that everyone thinks the present has been bought, yet the couple is forced to go out and buy the item themselves?

I think this was the only thing that surprised me about the whole article. Still want to read the book, though.

I remember that post, but I didn’t stick around the comments long enough to find out what hand-dipped meant!

I actually had no idea that dipping was another term for scooping ice cream until this post and I was horribly confused. Like tretreitrey I associate it with Dairy Queen. It’s incredibly dumb.

Long ago, when I was waiting tables, I had a customer who did this. Our restaurant finally changed its policy so all food that was complained about had to be returned to the kitchen before it could be reordered, on account that the lady would ask for a doggy bag because she couldn’t finish the new meal, and yet the…

If other mammals eat their placentas—the line of thinking goes—then it must also be good for humans.

This happened to me when I worked at Bob Evans (regulars although almost never when I was working). The couple was really nice the one time they were at my table, up until they ordered dessert, when I SWEAR TO GOD they BOTH ordered sundaes. When I brought two out, they insisted they only ordered one. I was like, hey,…

And definitely should be served with the Falker Satherhood Cake:

I read it. It was like watching a car wreck. You know you should look away, but you can’t.