I started laughing so hard, the dog thinks I’m a lunatic. :) But this is absolutely, 100% true.

To be fair, only a rogue idiot, employee or otherwise, would be stupid enough to actually add the racist, bold text on the sign. Now that it’s all over the internet, not only is Equity going to distance themselves, but eventually someone will figure out who did it, and if they’re lucky, their name won’t be leaked.…

After my grandma died, the only thing my aunt called my dad about was to demand her inheritance check. Incidentally, getting the money wasn’t up to him, it had to be cleared by The Powers that Be or whatever bureaucracy finalizes estate matters.

Is anyone else picturing sexy nun costumes? I know this is the Jewish faith, but that’s the first thing my mind goes to.

Technically, now we just call it solitary confinement, but I still prefer the 14-foot hole with rats, maggots, and maybe you get fed if people remember you’re down there.

Kind of makes you wish the oubliette was still an option,

Right? Like at preschool/daycare I attended when I was 3, they wouldn’t let us lock the stall doors to the bathroom because they didn’t want us to get stuck. This was also 1986. But the teacher stayed in the alcove by the sinks unless we needed help - it was just us 3 and 4 year olds.

My HS government teacher brought in a friend who was in the Secret Service, and he said it was much easier to look after Chelsea Clinton and the four Gore kids than it was to watch the Bush twins. He pretty much said that the liberals know there’s a good chance their kids are going to smoke pot, drink underage, and…

The thing that gets me about the “sex ed will sexualize our children” argument is, were these people never teenagers themselves? Do they not remember they were horny little monsters that would fuck anything, with or without this information? Seriously, there must be an entire segment of the population who skipped…

That’s my dad’s solution. Actually, he says we should just nuke the whole area. I’d agree, except the idea of destroying all those historical artifacts makes me cringe.

That taxes thing was a staple law throughout the days of the Ottoman empire, too.

Plus, with this is all over the internet, the thieves now know we’re hiding all our valuables in the mayonnaise jar.

Yeah, I kind of meant it as a catch-all for everyone associated with W moreso than the man himself. My guess is he was probably told by his advisers this would happen, but he wanted Saddam more than he cared about the aftermath.

Oh! It’s not letting me edit my above post, but the other thing is, if the cops, HLS (or equivalent in whatever Western country you reside in, etc) find you out before you make it to IS, I have no sympathy. I mean, go if you can get there, but it’s like a game of tag and Iraq is home base.

The way I see it, if you’re over the age of 18, and dumb enough to actually believe whatever bullshit IS is spouting, then go. I’ll feel bad for you and what you’ve gotten yourself into, but your life, your choice - and you probably don’t respect my life and my choices if you’re spouting IS rhetoric.

The worst part is, even GWB, et. al., knew this was a likely outcome.

Come, now. Even animals aren’t as cruel as these...actually, I’m not sure there ARE words to describe them.

Heck, I was reading a book that said Islam was essentially formed as a counter to Christianity and Judaism. Did anyone else know that after Muhammad had his first visions, he went to Christian and Judaic leaders of the time and they laughed and were like, “Yeah, why would God talk to a poor camel herder?”

Would it be like that John Travolta movie, “Phenomenon”, where the cancer makes you uber-smart?

Well, corporations reacted poorly to feminism back in the ‘80s and tried to ban women from “dangerous work” like assembling cars because it might hurt our poor, delicate uteri and ovaries. So now, when there might be legitimate safety concerns, they have to couch any possible sexism because as always morons spoiled it…