Fuck that bottle of vodka is looking REALLY good right now.

I’m torn between not wanting to live through any more of this, and wanting to know so badly how this entire shit-show turns out.

Oof, that’s a corner that should not be cut for cost.

It’s mac’n’cheese for me.

For anyone else who watched the Canadian sci-fi series Continuum, are you also a bit wary of a wrist-mounted health-monitoring system named “Halo”?

I remember that dread I felt on the morning after election night in 2016.
For as much of a shit-show as this year has been so far, repeating that feeling this November is something I’m legit terrified of.

I think part of the underlying issue is that younger generations are leaning towards the “someone else will save me” mentality more and more.

I’m honestly considering this model for my next daily driver, but I’ve never owned or driven a Mazda.

I can’t imagine this would survive if challenged in court.

Wow! What incredible lifehacks!

When I die, I want to continue as a dedicated guardian angel for corgis.

I truly would not be all that shocked if she was asked to step down by the administration.

<rolls up in Genesis, seeking validation>

They haven't been charging me, but they plan on resuming charging me in August (I think), regardless of whether there is a vaccine or not at that time.

Odd timing, because I just emailed Regal this morning asking if they could suspend billing or cancel my Regal Unlimited account until a vaccine is available.

When in doubt, break out the silicone tentacled sex suit and a vat of water-based lubricant.

Can’t recommend this enough.

Manslaughter was almost a guaranteed conviction.

Oh take your goddamned star, you monster.