<rolls up in Genesis, seeking validation>

They haven't been charging me, but they plan on resuming charging me in August (I think), regardless of whether there is a vaccine or not at that time.

Odd timing, because I just emailed Regal this morning asking if they could suspend billing or cancel my Regal Unlimited account until a vaccine is available.

When in doubt, break out the silicone tentacled sex suit and a vat of water-based lubricant.

Can’t recommend this enough.

Manslaughter was almost a guaranteed conviction.

Oh take your goddamned star, you monster.

Encryption is enabled by default automatically on modern Windows 10 computers that support Modern Standby or are using HSTI compliant hardware after initial set up of the first user (note: this applies to Microsoft or Azure accounts, and since Windows 10 now directs new users to set up or login to a new Windows…

Uh huh.

Bitlocker was enabled by default on my new laptop.

Having a Windows password IS real security when coupled with Bitlocker.

Sigh... the last film I saw in theatres.

Four months ago, my current vehicle was valued at $11K on trade in.

The ending of Journey still makes me feel feelings.

This is a classic physics question: if the shortest distance between two points is no distance at all, then the best pet hair remover is not having a pet at all.

But since time travel is still not “officially” invented yet, and because I’d follow my cat into rush hour traffic anyway and couldn’t bear to lose her, I use…

This is a classic physics question: if the shortest distance between two points is no distance at all, then the best…