I might go one step further and request that no one ever yell at anyone about a sandwich.

Aw, you're one of the good ones.

Aw, you're one of the good ones.

Ah, another fellow Yubi-user.

Perhaps look at using Yubikey with their PC authenticator?

I’d like to think it wasn’t always like this, but arguing anything political in real-time (outside a hypothetical) always seems to be a battle lost before it’s begun.

When people stop dying of old age, I’ll be the first in line to stop being anxious of people at or above the average expected human lifetime taking on critical positions of authority.

I love Bernie, voted for him in the 2016 primaries, switched to Hillary in the general.

Jesus... I couldn’t do it.
I couldn’t do an entire dinner in that situation.
I’d take myself out with the salad fork before the second course.

It’s not all that bad being a peasant.
After all, we’re the ones that do the overthrowing.

I only turn the water on to wet the toothbrush initially, and then I brush my teeth for ten minutes, in the other room, while watching the news or something on YouTube.

Just don’t cut it in the teflon-coated pan.

Oddly enough, when I saw Titanic in theatres (yes, I’m an old), it DID have an intermission about halfway through.

I feel that asking the Democratic contenders for the nomination a question on abortion is just teeing up a sound bite.

I suspect the TV pictured doesn’t even have RCA inputs.

The easy answer is to just roll a 20 on a Charisma check.
Duh.

Just to clarify, you get that free night (up to 35K points) EVERY YEAR.

Just to clarify, you get that free night (up to 35K points) EVERY YEAR.

<sarcasm>

Don't judge me for where I keep my private jet.

Exactly what I do, too.