Um, phrasing?

Can you work in Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

There’s another tier to this.

Oh.
Eau de boob sweat.
How novel.

I’m going to totally guy-out here for a second and say...
... FUCK this made my junk hurt just scrolling by the article.

Strip the bed, powder all under the bed, the bed frame, the boxspring, the mattress, etc.

Couldn’t one simply decide to eat only half of a bagel, and avoid the unnecessary waste?

I’m right there with you.
What the actress allegedly participated in is fucking AWFUL.

If I name my car, I don’t say the name out loud.

Ah dammit, take my money!
I’ve been waiting for a price break on this impact driver for a while.

Ah dammit, take my money!
I’ve been waiting for a price break on this impact driver for a while.

Oh, yes you’re right.
That’s basically the inverse problem.

This goes a long way towards explaining why all of the convenience stores near me had no breakfast sandwiches available a few days ago.

That’s always struck me as a problem with no solution, though.

Essentially.

This only works until you find out that your child figured out how to embed a piece of their soul into the now-missing stuffed animal.

Oh hell yes.

Well hold on, I’m something like 3,400th in line for the Danish throne.
There’s always hope.

Jesus.

Wipe down the fucking counter-tops.
Otherwise...