Well, that’s the catch, isn’t it.

Ah... Hackers.
From a time when it was even possible to have system passwords that were three characters long and contained no numbers or special characters.

What cafeteria did you steal the trays from, and how do I turn you in for what I imagine is a large reward for their return?

If only there were good and legal IPTV provider options...

If only there were good and legal IPTV provider options...

Truly, after 30+ years of intermittent long-distance travel, I just fast until I get to where I’m going.

Whoa.
You went full Atticus Finch there for a moment.

Patrick, in a million years, I would have never thought you would be tapped to give Lifehacker readers “the talk”.

Week three of an OMAD diet, and I don’t think I could make it through the day without coffee.

Perhaps he’s just checking body-fat content.

...ridiculously beautiful Jennifer Connelly

Honestly, I’m not sure why all toilet paper isn’t made from recycled materials.

Or... just buy one of these.
It keeps my coffee undrinkably hot for hours.

I like your style.

I recall being on a Delta flight from Orlando to DC a few years ago that actually served lunch.

I didn’t know that, but it would explain my revulsion for Starbucks “food”.

I love British racing-green, but it just wasn’t an option for my Sonata. :(

I reject the premise that anyone even wants the FIRST helping, let alone a second.

Good for you. Give the new kitty the very best of lives.

Thank you! I’ll keep that tab open.