Monday mornings.

My go-to strategy.

Real-life testimonial:

The fuck.
ARE YOU A WIZARD?!?!?!

This looks so very relaxing.
I’d never get anything productive done in there...just a lot of sleep.

Thank you. I’m a server guy, not-so-much a car guy, but learning more about taking of my own vehicle is something I’m interested in.

Question: this looks simple enough, and I’m tempted to try this myself the next time I need to change my brake pads, but is there any other special consideration necessary for a car that uses regenerative braking?

Meh, my classic Knight Industries Two-Thousand has had this since the 80's.

Maxpedition Mongo Versipack

Maxpedition Mongo Versipack

Alternatively:

Empowered with the knowledge I’ve gained in this article, I have decided that the job opportunity you have offered is just not the right decision for me at this time.

Fucking this.

Hey, we made it a whole two days.

Unimpressed.
Totally content with my N64.

I’m not usually moved by Porsche, but that...THAT...I would drive that.

The notion of “paying it down fast” instead of getting GAP insurance is (respectfully) absurd and the same kind of logic behind “oh I don’t really need to wear my seat belt for such a short trip to the store”.

I have no doubt at all that many members of Congress will tweet their prayers and regrets over the situation...

Just try not to fall off the curve of the Earth, okay?
It’s pretty cold out there.

Polar Loop 2

Polar Loop 2

Okay, I’m upgrading to king-sized pillow shams the next chance I get so I can do the pillow trick.