You must be new.

Uh...okay.

Not worried about the Enterprise version, just the Professional version.

Dammit.

I’m wondering the same.

You’re right; if asked outright, honesty is usually the best policy.

Counterpoint:
No.
No it won’t.

Holy. Fuck.

You have nothing but my most heart-wrenching sympathy.

Wow, you got a $20 credit offered for being disconnected for only a few hours...on your first call?

“Motherfucker NO” slipped out a few times while I was watching too.

Can’t stress point #3 enough.

Truly, I’ve given THAT option a lot of thought.

Put simply, it wasn’t them, it was me.

Years of bad dating and relationships gone awry finally convinced me that I’m just perhaps not romance-compatible.

I spent my entire childhood living in “temporary” places (military family).

Oddly enough, this IS what I did in my apartment.

Just to be clear, that’s not YOUR ptosis, it’s MY ptosis.

Yes, they don’t.

She seems nice.