My other car is an F117, but you can’t tell the difference.

The Turbokat.

Yeah, I watch that commercial and just scream “THAT’S WHAT THE GAP COVERAGE IS FOR YOU FUCKFACE!!!”.

Crikey.

I feel as if Kristen Bell WOULD respond to that question, if only to completely fuck with the person asking.

Oh hai conservatives...so here’s the law, and to quote my baby brother, CHOKE ON IT.

THAT’S CRAZY.

VESATI always thinks of himself in the third person, and sometimes he stretches himself to think of #%%%j78*^> in the FOURTH person.

I’m just guessing. I’m pretty drunk.

His theme to Catch Me If You Can.
SO HOT. CAN’T STOP.

Having that kind of intel is like knowing tomorrow’s lotto numbers.
Unlikely, but SUPREMELY useful.

I took a lower starting salary (with a “recruitment bonus” from the headhunter to make up the difference) to get in the door, then after a year of proving my professional worth to the company, provided proof of another job offer in the area at a higher salary.

Fuck that, I wore the cape anyway.

Oh good, it wasn’t just me that thought that.

ALL OF MY MONEY, you can have it for that pin.

What a romantic felony. :)

I think a lot of people would manage to justify it to themselves after enough time.