You create a contact in your address book which is a list of all the slang & swear words used regularly. Never will you call someone a ducking aunt ever again!

Can everyone stop using the term ‘panties’ please.

I’m not denying mice are gross little poo machines but I didn’t consider using a sticky or snap trap when we realised we had mice a few weeks ago. We caught 7 mice in a capture trap using peanut butter & haven’t seen any since.

How the fuck do you celebrate a manicure?

Omg enough of the fucking Disney / Frozen gifs. Unless you’re 8 y.o., in which case a billion Disney gifs make sense. Impact is lost when every one looks the same.

The car ones fuck me up the most.

UGH this place is such a fucking mean girls popularity shit fest.

Best.

Or, only promote cruelty-free brands! That's the other option!

This a boring repeat of a million other articles and it’s poorly edited.

Ah yes, the good old commentariat who are quick to shake their pitchforks aboard the wagon at anyone who ‘bodysnarks’ someone they approve of but apparently it’s fine to scoff the appearance of anyone they disagree with.

Would everyone who has a positive celebrity experience to impart kindly fuck off. This is not your time. Same with the people who write their posts like a blind item. Ffs.

Before I knew the theme, I saw J-Lo & thought ‘why is she dressed like a big sparkly period?’

alternatively, buy cosmetics, skin & hair care from companies that don't sell in China or test on animals.

Are you people CRAZY? Thomas Barrow's cheekbones & chiselled jaw FTW.

In their "Values" section of their website, the first word Knox mentions is "Faith".

Love this! It should be on Animals Being Dicks.

I feel like Ray is the character I'm most similar to. Bless him.

What. the fuck. has happened to Jezebel.

I'm afraid Jessa & Adam will hook up! It was so heartening when Adam told Jessa at the end that he didn't want anything to do with her destructive bullshit though.. he's a great character, I wish he had more screen-time. Marnie is *insufferable*, but slightly less so this episode.