I...did not need to know what a bald raccoon looked like.

Absolutely! And a lot of that started with the destruction of the city projects. Now don’t get me wrong, the projects, and I can speak specifically on Cabrini Green, was/is a mess. I spent a lot of time there in my youth with family and friends. The housing was inadequate and the conditions were awful. But the city…

That is all

That “clack” sound will haunt my nightmares

I dunno, as someone who told his boss today that something would be good “because it will help me work through some karmic debts,” I kind of like the hopefulness of sweet hippie names. Evidence for living in a dystopia is plentiful, though.

Father?

On a related note from the article I couldn’t tell if the Agency was laughing at or with him when he called himself smart. I don’t think he’d want to parse the difference. I, however, do.

Immediately brought to mind the gif(s) of Trump with shit coming out his mouth.

These guys are just straight up clowns, all of them.

Elsewhere, President Trump ate lobster, steak, and chocolate soufflé

I know that no one cares, but a wall like that is also bad for the wildlife

Kneel before Saad!

That, and she looks nothing like Ivanka. That’s what initially tipped me off that this was a fake.

*standing ovation*

Tell me about it. What parent would risk Putin their child in danger?

Photo of the Kremlin’s invitation to American diplomats:

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

“Karma’s a bitch.”

I mean, this entire article is about them cancelling the show exactly because of that major breach in ethics. So, yeah, you’re not the only one who found this FUBAR. Apparently, the network did, too.