You’ve been given a very good list so far. I’d also suggest @MalcolmNance...he’s providing similar info with a bit more levelheadedness.

“He’s in excellent health. Tremendous, really.”

Some years from now, this country’s children (all of whom will presumably be receiving their brainwashing education in heavily-armed private Christian charter schools) will furtively look back on clips of today’s Trump press conference and STILL have enough sense to question how on earth the man ever garnered enough…

Is there any chance this idiot is confusing the city of Atlanta for Orlando? You know...the site of the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history by a lone gunman?

Either way, he’s a dipshit.

This chap is a constipated little fool.

This is Larry.

The only thing that helped get me through the horrors of the Bowling Green Massacre was the fact that Frederick Douglas miraculously escaped with his life. It really could’ve been so much worse. 

I’m really having a difficult time deciding which one of this administration’s numerous fucks I loathe the most.

Can we assume her eventual confirmation will assure future generations of children will also have no fucking clue who Frederick Douglas was?

Fantastic...I love it.

Chicago kicked his ass to the curb LONG before the election.

A subscription for one abortion per month for the ensuing twelve months?

If their recent interest in decimating the Endangered Species Act gains any traction, they will most certainly attain that goal.

“Fuck! I thought we’d rid ourselves of this plague to humanity!”

-Various Republicans

Ironically enough, the taxidermied heads of each of these beasts hang proudly in the halls of Donald Trump Jr.’s comfortable estate.

Exactly...I came here to mention this particular factor, and you got it spot on. The dismantling of the large city projects was really the turning point in regards to the issues we are currently seeing.

Further evidence that we are indeed living in a modern-day sci-fi dystopia.

“We have now learned that Trump continued to offer up Apprentice-season-four-quality optics at the “Salute to Our Troops” inaugural ball, where he served guests a spectacular nine-tiered cake made mostly of styrofoam.”

Real American men only eat at KFC.

“If the game is tied after two periods and conditions are unplayable, a shootout will be held at the United Center before the Feb. 26 game.”