I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

It’s nigh impossible to find a least-favorite Modern Journalism Trope, but referencing a subject’s “revenue streams” and “business savvy” because they’re cool and rich enough to get their ideas listened to by less cool but richer people is in my Top 10. 

Erik Kramer... Rodney Peete... Scott Mitchell... Dave Krieg in his age 36 season... all started playoff games. Barry Sanders dragged every last one of those dudes to the playoffs.

That headline, devoid of the context of his birthday, made me think he died. Glad to know he’s alive. RIP, however, to those defenders’ ankles.

Sanders was awesome, but the coolest player ever was Bo Jackson.

https://joeposnanski.substack.com/p/gibson

The still enthusiastic crowd followed Nadal all the way into the locker room and then very considerately shushed while the Spaniard called home and lied to his wife about winning the match. Then they all helped him make a fake trophy out of used corndog sticks and paper plates.

Maybe they're an owner of the Green Bay Packers

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

For the record, Triscuits are thatched garbage

That’s not what ‘always’ means.

It’s truly not that complicated! Like, I’m not an expert by any means, and I only watch once every 4 years or so, but yo, just watch a YouTube video explainer and you’ll get it. I could probably copy and paste this for a dozen more comments in this article, but here it is!

Stewart Zimmel.Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I ask you to contact me about payment.

It's like you wrote an article about baseball, replaced all the normal nouns with silly-sounding nouns, and multiplied all the numbers by 100

The only thing I know about cricket for sure is that you don’t get to keep the balls batted out of the field of play, which makes me really want to have Zack Hample sent there to waste his time and/or get himself arrested

What you have to understand is that England is now the clear favorite to win the tournament. So yes, you are 100% correct. 

I have never played cricket, nor do I have any idea how anything works in that sport, but every time I see top play highlights, I am convinced that I could be the greatest cricket player in the world if I so choosed.