Did you just bet that no one's going to be able to name fine players from the 2013 series on a site where they play a game every couple weeks where they remember nobodies from 1978?

Fred Wilpon for instance, frequently points out that those baseballs aren’t free. 

“Man the 4th of July is really amazing. Sure it’s a bit of hokey, flag humping nationalism, but you really appreciate all the amazing things we enjoy as a country. (Reads Burneko’s dash post) Freedom of press was a mistake.” 

There should be a short dash and a long dash

Dashes ranked.

O human race, born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou so fall... out of the strike zone

The only people who call Puig lazy are the people looking for a reason to hate him. The entire reason for this post is because he wasn’t being lazy and his hustle helped the team win. Take your dog whistle elsewhere.

Puig would never underthrow the cutoff man. Chuck one over the backstop from the warning track, maybe, but I don’t think he’s capable of not throwing a ball hard enough.

Wow what's it like to be allergic to fun, man? Do you carry an EpiPen in case you start enjoying yourself?

Really though, good for you posting on Deadspin well into your eighties. 

Or a better analogy might be how in the NFL the refs just guess where to spot the ball after a tackle. It’s always funny to me how they will sometimes measure first downs down to the centimeter, after having just gueased where to spot it.

His baserunning helped beat the Cubs the other day as well, with two stolen bases that lead to two Philip Ervin RBIs to bring him home. Wild Horse is out of the barn!

I still cannot comprehend England having Steph Houghton take that penalty despite Ellen White constantly proving herself the most lethal finisher in the tournament. Like I get it, Houghton is the captain, but she is also a defensive player who did such a bad job at it that I can’t even call the save heroic. That…

It rhymes if you pronounce tragic in a Slavic way

This snappy talking point is based on numbers that add up, but it’s also a question of comparing apples to oranges. Sanders is drawing on a 2017 report from the left-leaning Institute for Policy Studies, which said that three billionaires — Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos (who owns The Washington Post) and Warren Buffett —…

Potomac Professional Pastime Proprietors part ways with Portis, Parker, Porter. Oubre out! Carmelo captaincy conceivable.

white sox been on some shit.

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Marianne Williamsonoma

Seems to me a slang sexual term for a male sex organ would be the perfect pairing with a city whose very name is a slang sexual term for a female sex organ?