Nice analysis - mine was more like “Game’s over fat boy - fuck OFF.”  So delightful that he was standing right there, barely done arguing, when Correa ended the game.  Good times.

in its own sloppy way, justice was served

It looks like he argued that he tipped it. If true, I can only hope the baseball gods reward the Yankees the same way they did fifteen year ago when ARod decided slapping a ball out of someone’s glove was a good idea, and that lying about it despite the multitude of cameras that would clearly show what he had done was…

Yeah, I can’t see what Sanchez was so pissed about. I mean it was an obvious make up call, but dude, you just lied about foul tipping a ball you didn’t get close to, and the umpire knows it. He should have already been out, and definitely should have expected to not get any close calls, and this pitch was close…

I mean as a Yankee fan I can’t complain that pitch was was off the plate BECAUSE HE FUCKING SWUNG AND MISSED AT THE PITCH BEFORE BY A MILE!

“I don’t even know what I did. I’ve got to go watch the video.“ - Hulk Hogan

“Sure, I lied to the Umpire, of course. But I never thought an Umpire would lie to ME!”

I was 8.  We were volunteering at an event at the zoo.  I had five bucks for lunch, and there was one of those trampoline bungee cord things that lets you jump a million miles high right next to our booth.  Lunch cost four bucks, that thing cost five.  I took home a dollar in change and a lifetime in regret.

My husband and I went on a honeymoon cruise, and one night the entertainment was a Newlywed Game style audience participation show where they picked a newlywed couple from the audience, a couple that had been married the longest, and a couple in between to participate as contestants. We were the newlywed couple. In…

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

Hopefully just a simple misunderstanding. I often mistakenly omit words from a text. It can cause problems if you’re meaning to text, “Show me your Beaver spirit!”

As a Pirates fan, yes, the Pirates booth is an embarrassment, but, frankly, wouldn’t you be testy if you were Greg Brown?

They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

From the original interview, here’s Panarin’s recreation of him shaking Obama’s hand back when he still supported Putin.

Free him from that shirt, amirite?

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

Fun fact: Tupac was only 25 years-old when he (allegedly) died. Biggie was 24

Well, at least he didn’t try to dress up like him.

incredible.