I'm a hipster, and my hobby is being a hipster.

I'm not the most eloquent person, but I'm always eager to share two tales from my time working at Wendy's.

It's a Christmas Friday Miracle!

ahah

Gonna make some Western ramen later.

How could your life or priorities or situations be any different than mine? I'M BEING SERIOUS?

No.

Thank you Rebecca, for being here.

Man.

Goddamn it Pinkham.

I look like Macklemore, yes. It's a shame.

I tend to grow my hair long and not get haircuts regularly, months of wearing a hat to avoid grooming lead to frustration and I just took a scissors and razor to my head. =)

Welp, I guess I'm Macklemore now.

JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I recently shaved both sides of my head, having totally forgotten that Macklemore existed until my sister graciously called me by that name on our dinner date.

I recently worked some retail for holiday cash and I was appalled at how readily managers and co-workers flirted unabashedly and inappropriately day in and day out.

Between this, and the Sex Selfies, all I can gather is that:

I appreciate you.