Such job creators, so products, much authentic. Wow.

Raging atm.

Also, isn't "Turns out Jon Stewart was right," simply the proper way to begin any sentence about Jon Stewart?

It's opinions like this that are gonna take you places.

I'll be over here, continuing my life long quest to find a date with short hair.

I'm sorry you have to work today Mark.

Still considering trying this out, TBH.

What women really want:

I don't see that that affects my plan to date him.

As a straight man, I would date BD Wong and Ken Leung at the same time, and I don't really care how big their penii are, though when I think about it I'm already satisfied.

Was kind of hoping for a recipe for this:

About a year ago my then girlfriend and I were leaving to go get Russ & Daughters, and we saw a disheveled but polite, wonderful young woman struggle to descend 6 flights of stairs in what had to be 8 inch heels.

I mean, I guess we have to.

This is a place of love, OK!?

MidnightInParisForeverAndI'mOut.

I DIDN'T NEED ANOTHER REASON TO SOB AND DRINK ALONE THIS FRIDAY LINDY.

A celebration of disregard for the rest of humanity, NO EXCUSES!