I'm not entirely certain that "read too many books" is the problem here.

I struggle to see "No Excuses" as ever being positive motivation or reinforcement for any type of self-improvement.

AKA: Friday.

Cunt stop, won't stop.

I cunt even ....

Can't wait to read a real analysis of this on The Blaze tomorrow.

Of course. I was speaking more to the general sentiment that folks put forth, as in, 'do what I do, and you'll get my results, value what I value!'

I've never had to work to stay thin and fit my entire life, how can I capitalize on this, while simultaneously making other people feel like shit, or worse, for not getting the same results as me?

That's my fetish.

Honest to goodness, I'm fucking praying to catch a case from somebody I love and then just kind of look down upon all the other people we could never have sex with because of our rampant disease.

Hey, YOU keep up the good work!

There is no place on the internet for real ire, only the manufactured sort!

I hate youuuu. But I found a book that you may find useful, given your apparent tastes:

Wait does this mean I have to delete my /r/gonewild account too, or can I just avoid the creep shot sections and still be O.K.?

Clearly I need to be the best sexter I can be, thanks for the info!

Carole Lombard =)

My retro advice: Start smoking, or start eating.