I'm rooting for you kids.

I would say I'm mostly depressed, real or staged. From the looks of that video I now feel as though I've never kissed or been kissed in my entire life.

SHOCKED.

I wake up feeling emasculated. Women actually alleviate this. Imagine that.

To answer all of the inevitable posturing and self-aggrandizing posts regarding tipping in the United States: Always tip at least 20% or go jump off a cliff, and see if there is anything good to eat at the bottom.

If you've got a sort of macabre sense of humour, indeed!

On SNAP, need your benefits to stick around?

Don't talk shit about Ayn Rand and/or the magic of competition as efficient motivation and engine of progress and upward mobility!

PA resident here also, just as surprised. I don't fucking come to Jezebel, OR Pinkham articles for good news.

Sooo you're telling me sex and love are seperate??1111?

I'm going to need to think about this.

TIL I am unmodern, unlovable.

I guess I just never gave a shit. I get some slack lately for wearing boxer shorts, so I guess if I ever want to have sex again I had better buy at least boxer briefs.

Going the extra mile with the gif version for Friday, I appreciate you.

If you think referencing the Neverending Story makes up for making me aware of that Aaron Carter video, you are mistaken.

Nothing wrong with longbutt.

This is the troll that never ends.