Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

This is some heavy necroing but its the TEXAS battleship at the San Jacinto Memorial east of Houston. A super dreadnought that served in WWI and WWII and was the first ship at sea to launch an aircraft from its deck! Neato~

Seriously, what’s the fucking point of calling it a Charger Daytona if there’s no huge wing or pointy nose?

That username, the MSPaint skillz, the profile picture, the grammar, it’s all just perfect.

Daytona needed a Daytona touch. I hook you up, Dodge.

Calling it a Daytona without adding an absurd wing is obviously the worst thing Chrysler has ever done.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

The camera left you... trembling? That line alone put me on the side of the guy with the trailer.

... er. How old do you think Jihad is?

It’s battlefield, so...

And to think, they had a fairly clean looking truck until those huge pep boys logos were added...

Its the “:(“ engine

Platinum - find me some platinum on this truck without taking the truck apart

Well, if Square Enix can keep making more Final Fantasy games, I don’t see why Mitsubishi can’t make more Final Editions after this one.

TITAN XD Platinum Reserve

What the hell does that have to do with the article?

Thats the best color offered in that gen though, good pick!

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