You might want one if they’re stinkin’ shoes.

Because of course there is.

No, she’s obviously there to shine the shoes.

Duh.

You know what?

Lighten up, Francis.

I made it farther through the article than I care to admit before I realized something was admit.

Being salty about it doesn’t make you look any better, dude.

For a guy who literally sells a line of suits, nobody in his family can ever be found wearing suits that actually properly fit, nor do any of them seem to understand the nuances of wearing such suits.

This is how we know you’re new around here.

O | P | T | I | C | S

Raph’s been hitting the sauce.

Ah, look, I found him! It’s the token “Everybody else needs to lighten up like me, the guy who’s too cool for school” post.

you tried

Lodge’s own “Seasoning Spray” that they sell is actually Canola oil, not olive oil. I was once told that Canola is slightly less acidic than Olive Oil, but I’m not sure if that’s true or not.

Ya know, if this were painted properly, I could be convinced that this is cool.

If your argument is that the technology isn’t mature, then it’s not a very good argument. Technologies are typically matured as they’re fielded. The F-35 isn’t alone in this respect, nor was the F-22, the F-16, and so on.

Your TASER analogy is completely ludicrous, I have no idea how you think it’s relevant. The TASER…

Yes, the troops on the are generally the ones with eyes on target. That’s the whole point of the data-link system.

Um, why are you talking about stealth? I literally never mentioned it. I left it out of the argument, as the A-10 doesn’t have it either. You don’t need stealth when you’re high out of MANPADS range and you’re using a datalink to another aircraft.

Goddammit Torch.

Just. Goddammit.

Enjoy your weekend, you’ve clearly already started.

That’s a pretty dumb thing to say considering one isn’t really serving in combat roles yet.