Oh, you get so many stars:

Everyone go home!

There are not enough stars in the universe to reward you for this comment.

Pictured: Trump’s anticipated pick for director of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics.

damn. nice.

I created an account just so I could like this comment /fades back to lurkdom

COTD

I’m going to be mad if this doesn’t hit 1K, seriously I felt a backdraft when I opened the lid of my laptop.

BOOM GOETH THE DYNAMITE

OK, that’s it, this thread is won. The Internet is won. Victory is yours.

FUCK.

And Trump can go dickless.

Daaaaaaamn! Well done! I’m still reeling from the beautiful brutality of this post.

Ryan made sure to keep that in for himself

KISS ME!!! HURRY!