This is a good story. You always know a cat is back to its old self when it is feeling up to antagonizing fellow living creatures.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

Her first album’s good, I can say that much. I haven’t heard much of anything she’s done after that so I can’t say if she suddenly started to suck or something.

The emotional development of very beautiful men and women is frequently obstructed for that very reason: there is always someone willing to give them a pass, and few capable of calling them on it.

Well, if you ever get invited I volunteer to take your spot. I’m curious what hell is like.

Well, seeing as all the liberal women are strictly lesbians apparently, they’re covered under the gays.

You’re such a Trapp queen.

I feel you. I’m about one more Nazi salute away from Von Trapping this bitch.

Actions speak louder than words.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

Women complicit with misogynists are like that guy in The Mummy who says ‘It is better to be the Devil’s right hand than in his path’ and then later he gets eaten alive from the inside by scarab beetles because what did you think would happen when you decided to pal around with an ancient evil mummy. Anyway, that’s…

This one’s mine.

Well, to be fair, a Republican asking for the theatre to be a safe space does kinda make sense. Their history with the medium is a bit wobbly.

youre thirty-great.

Did you really just equate Dr. Phil to Syria

Jesus Christ.

That is some bullshit. What station?

HANG THEM OUT I WANT THEIR NAMES

He’s probably okay with shows that have a “Love and Marriage” theme, but not an episode entitled “The Lady is a Tramp”.

Hey now. Frank Sinatra had his flaws, but I wouldn’t call him a human cesspool of a man!