And I still get hella upset when it’s just Dave Davis interviewing for the day.

Fair enough. If she does this to everyone, she does this to everyone.

I mean it’s Terry Gross. She’s basically a radio Freudian so she’s going to ask you all about your formative years and your sex life.

But they’re both old white men.... soooo......

I will say this - I live in one of the most conservative/red areas of Maryland, and while I definitely saw lots of Obama signs in 2008 and 2012, I’ve seen one - ONE! - Hillary sign. Trump signs galore, they are multiplying and getting larger.

Please tell us which one is polling the highest.

I’m in Maryland, and we’re so blue that I have no worries at all about my state, but I still feel some outrage at my third party friends. I don’t know how crazy I’d feel if I lived in a swing state.

Tom Cruise, his family is scientology.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Judge me all you want, but Beyonce one year, Madonna the other. The visuals are always there, nothing is ever half-assed, it’s always full-assed.

There’s that one thing -- “offsides” or something? That’s the rule about Beyoncé.

I believe that Beyoncé is already there, slumbering beneath the ground like a mythical beast or Lovecraftian deity, until the sounds of the Super Bowl wakes her and she rises to the surface. Hungry for our adoration and the sacrifice that we’ve provided to her.

Well, it wasn’t me but I remember months ago someone calling EMMY WIN SARAH PAULSON: for that “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” episode. It was so good, and gaaaah, ya just felt the horrible sexist pressure on her at the time. “Sour Times” in the soundtrack. So, so good.

Especially Jeffrey Tambor.

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?

While I would have loved to see Holland Taylor’s reaction, it was so boss that she brought Marcia Clark for this.

No no no. Think she’s fabulous and I’m too scared of Shade court to ever think about using it.

She will be a great for for the halftime show...

I will say this, I do miss the halftime powerhouse rock bands, but I get it.

If most of the posts in this series are “not shade” then a “how it could have been shade” should be added at the end.

I’m putting this on a t-shirt