Sam Sparro tweeted recently that we need to “make pop music gay again” and I suddenly realized why the Top 40 is so unappealing right now. Tropical house sung by Swedish girls in Jamaican accents is the polar opposite of gay.

It’s the wallpaper on my phone now!

Sarah Huckabee Edwards

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is either the trolliest fake portmanteau name ever or the result of a drunken Washington DC threesome too hideous to imagine.

He chaffetz my ass

I hate her but I think she looks cute.

Well she used to get media attention for, among other things, having six Top Ten hits including one of the best selling songs of all time, but...

They both have Miami

And always in Florida

Back in the stone age when I was in college there was a guy in another fraternity who wore a pink T-shirt with white letters spelling out “Real Men Wear Pink.” I remember busting out my own hot pink polo, popping the collar (dating myself), and strutting around proudly as if to counter, “real men wear pink without…

That was literally Mila Kunis’ only great performance I’ve ever seen. She’s beautiful and fun but damn is she a poor actor.

Ted Cruz is just a dick.

Carrie Fisher doesn’t have a star 😔👸⭐🌟

Starting to realize my comment was rather White Feminism-y 😳

I absolutely embarrassed my child self when a friend told me about walking in on her parents having sex and I asked if that was before her younger sister or her younger brother. I can’t believe there was a brief time in my life when I assumed sex was such a chore that people only did it a few times in life, IF THAT

All the comments about Megyn Kelly as some irredemable tenant of the basket of deplorables highlight the left’s big problem: an attitude of “if you’re not with us you’re against us” that exacerbates the distance and polarization between left and center-right. You can’t look at this woman and know about her career and…

So diverse- they even let one girl in!

Clearly Mariah needs to hire Kellyanne Conway.