Clearly Mariah needs to hire Kellyanne Conway.

Because we need stuff to laugh about too

Don’t you mean David S. Avocado?

The only good Shade this week 😎

Now can we direct all this energy toward 2018 please?

“I love Britney Spears.”

No more white dudes

Klobuchar/Gillibrand 2020

The gerrymandering comes pre-installed

You misspelled “Craaaaaash”

But of course it’d be recast with all white people. You know, for “diversity”

It’s “Divine” (no e)

Pat down like this was the TSA line #hollaaaa

Run home Jill

I’m less and less convinced that this man should be operating on brains. He’s clearly not operating on his.

I’ll never see the end of 2016 because Kara’s “Secret World of Alex Mack” reference dispatched me to my maker

Is it racist that until this moment I thought she and Tomi Lahren were the same thing

That’s because they never show you what it’s like for those of us who test positive. Which makes it look like that must be so bad that you aren’t ever allowed to see or know what it’s like. My life is not that much different, I just have to take a pill every night.

It’s “Britney,” bitch!