This is also why I will always love Christina Aguilera
We’ve actually only won the team gold three times. 1996, 2012, and 2016
Am I gross for really not being sure why we should throw them in jail?
Does this Lohan thing not merit a discrete article instead of being lumped in with Dennis Rodman’s dick tho?
Bobby, I’m really sorry no one is complimenting you on that exquisite Bad Romance rewrite - either they’re just not clever enough or they think it’s too thirsty, although nothing is too thirsty when talking about someone as parched as Gaga. I just want you to know I want your psycho, And I’ll be your vertigoshtick 😆
“I am not ever going to write about Thinx.”
You folks get purses. Let me have my cargo shorts!
He got there. He reached a good place. I think that’s more instructive anyway (like how Hillary’s best surrogates are former rivals). I’ll take it.
It has not aged well (unlike its stars, goddamn!)
Dear SJP, while we like your acting work (L.A. Story! Hocus Pocus! Sex and the City 2!) we don’t need to hear your political views. We dont make you come to our amateur communiry theatre production of “Once Upon a Mattress.”
This did not land Kerri Strug-ly the way I’d hoped :( Just meant to comment on (what i thought was) your point about the ludicrous endgame of lowered expectations.
“And that little boy turned out to be...Brock Turner!
You Won't Believe How Mariah Carey SLAMS Reality: “I Don’t Know Her”
“I don’t even know what reality is, literally”
Awww are your feewings hurted and now you can’t enjoy the White Sox game?
Twinks like that make grown men cry on the daily. Next!
So, um, these are the headlines of the five Jez articles linked to this piece.
Anyone else totally think that was Idina Menzel in the main pic?
Thank you for sharing this! It made my night.