Yass kween, leave that sinking ship! She is the best thing on TDS since Samantha Bee, and Sam seems to be doing all right* with her show!

Isn’t Quinnipiac not the most reliable polling outlet? I feel like I read that on FiveThirtyEight.

In my gay world “pump and dump” means something very different.

What the hell is “wabbly"?

I know I’m in the greys *crying face* and there are tons of comments here, but thank you for this great piece Jia!

This is SUCH a dorky suggestion but I would try and find your nearest college library (your spouse’s, perhaps?) and get help from a librarian. It’s what they’re there for, and they don’t have as much to do these days. If there is a law or polisci library, even better. Good luck from a politically obsessed history BA!

Melanie Martinez feels you

Mayer, Kanye, Chris. I know that means getting saddled with Kanye for life, but he’s gone a lot so...

I went to Vegas earlier this week for my 32nd birthday. I didn’t gamble, I saw Britney, I flirted with a guy there who looked like Paul Ryan while wearing my Hillary button, and I didn’t throw up in a trash can even one time!

32 year old Kesha and Britney stan here

Especially when it’s negative and unimportant

Ain’t that some Sheats.

This is such an outdated claim. There was a time that she was obviously unhappy. I went to her show on Wednesday and everyone - including Britney - was having a ball! It’s the easiest, most lucrative gig in the world. To suggest she’s being forced to perform like a mindless seal is really insulting to Britney Spears.

The Heat was AMAZEBALLS

The problem with sharing this on Jezebel is that you’re not prepared for all the straight guy comments :(

You are underappreciated in your time

And cops wonder why we’re not always wild about them

Hope Hicks? Is her deputy named Joy Racists?

That’s why we still prosecute murder-for-hire