*yawn* I just find it sooo cute that big butts are only in because WW like them now. Black and Latina women have had them for ages and used to get criticized for it. But now that White women try their damnedest to get them, big butts are now officially awesome?

In the second paragraph, you called him Darke. I'm not pointing this out to be sassy, I'm actually doing it because I propose we keep it up. I like it better. Mysterious. Cool. Darke.