looks like maybe your $10,000 was wasted uh oh

LENA JUST POSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM. ?!!?!?!?!???!?!???!?!?!???!?! WHOOPS

popeyes chicken on an eggo waffle. thanksgiving, whatever.

BABYFACE JJ

I HAVE BEEN TO THE MAGIC CASTLE. It is not as exciting or magical as it sounds. Just a bunch of weird dudes doing parlor tricks, acting v proud of their medocrity. I was actually chosen (forced) to go on stage during one act and at the end of the act the magician tapped his cheek so I would kiss it, to which I said…

my heart stopped for a moment because I thought Blake Lively had sunk her claws into Ryan Gosling. Then I realized it was just a typo.

Stories like this make me wish I was a lesbian