I had this happen at a work event 20 years ago with a bunch of advertising people. I was warned ahead of time about this one dude’s wandering hands, so when he suddenly wrapped his arms around my shoulders from behind, I jabbed him in the ribs with my elbow as hard as I could. Then, I turned, without apologies and…
Veronica
veronicabelmont
100% agree
Get the fuck over yourself. You’re not some sort of super-fan because you enjoy watching a boring game of baseball.
They don’t get to choose which sex they hire. They are not allowed to discriminate based on sex in hiring. Also, fyi, women don’t automatically have kids every 9 months. They aren’t apple trees.
Completely unnecessary post: I know Gilbert Gottfried in real life. I used to work with his wife, who I had a crush on. My heart was broken in 1996 when she told me via AOL chat she was secretly “Dating the parrot from ‘Aladdin’ “
Law enforcement takes the President’s (any President) security very seriously. I noticed that at the Air Force Academy graduation last week. I’m not sure why - something to do with previous assignations/attempts I believe..
I like this theory and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. (Whatever the outcome, the Waif it definitely in shit for defying her orders with the belly stabs)
“While Carolyn [had] told him in the past that she wanted to die, she [had] never asked him specifically to kill her.”
She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.
“In case you needed more evidence that the internet, left unfettered, is awful awesome”
I also can’t do splits. Not even close. My legs barely slide out but they’re all crooked and I need blocks to hold me up. During splits, I’ll actually do a different stretch sometimes. Why not? Same effect, no “ugh, I can’t do a split” feelings.
I read this with the “Make America Drumpf Again” extension turned on. Really gave it a whole other layer.
That was a coven and stop spilling our secret rituals all over the internet.
I basically looked for a group that had some cool looking girls and a handful of dudes. I went up to the girls and said, “Look, hi, I’m Karyn, and I don’t mean to horn in on your party, but these guys over there will not go away, and—” and that was as far as I got before the girls were like, “HEY, KARYN, GOOD TO SEE…