I vote for this American hero.

You forgot the bear that we all grew to love, after listening to the owner of the kayak speak for 30 seconds.

The things people have made so far blow me away. I’m over here struggling to make a decent square house

Because it’s a great photo, and a great cover.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

My boyfriend and I love Disneyland. :) We always have a wonderful time. If you’re both dorks and if you know enough to go on a very empty day and get a pass for California Adventure (the food is better, and there’s craft beer and a margarita stand), it makes for a fantastic, goofy, magical day.

Shooting a bunch of small children at an elementary school wasn’t enough, so probably nothing will be.

It looks to me like it was filmed at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA. Every room is different, and some are carved out of rock. I’ve always wanted to go there, but never have. This is the Vous room, featured in the video:

Wait, I thought those banners were photoshopped to make fun of the guys who put up the originals. Are you telling me that those are the original banners?

#WellActually, it’s “birra” which just means beer or brew.

He's coming for Carl's Sulky King Teen Douchenozzle crown, now that Carl has chilled the fuck out a little and is somewhat reliable.

I imagine his internal dialouge as something like “touch him, just touch him, oh please give me a reason, any goddamn reason, I just want to hit you so bad, not gonna get fired over your ass, just give a reason.”

You wrote this article?

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

I will take the corgis!

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I like to write responses to trolls then hit cancel. It tricks my mind into thinking I had the last word.

I fall for this joke EVERY TIME we write an article about trolls. I'm like THIS GUY IS A JERK-oh wait he's being sarcastic.