only some commenters. #notallcommenters

If you're unattractive to women, their rejection and neglect of you is what's supposed to happen. That you would want to inflict the same on gay men is disgusting.

#notallcraigslistads

I dunno if that's a Wire reference or if you're just cool like that.

sisqo fans are the real victim in all of this

Oh god all the feels.

WOAH! You did it! You solved sexism and the objectification of women! If only you could spread your message, think of how much better the world would be. And the solution is so simple! If only someone else had thought of it.

Do you guys have another $10k in your discretionary budget? Because this is worth it.

And Mike from Homeland!

Ugh, yeah, I am definitely quitting the internet because people are composing visually appealing photographs of things they own. I hate when people try to make anything, even their messy lives otherwise full of Ikea furniture and daily stress, somewhat beautiful. Internet. Quitting it. Bye.

Artifice is why I'll spend 10 minutes in the magazine aisle at the Shop and Go thumbing through Architectural Digest and Dwell. I'm cool with this shelfie trend. I like pretty spaces, real or aspirational.

Over half of the people I follow in Instagram are artists. Many of them specialize in artistic, Instagram-specific compositions using objects from their homes. I find them fascinating and inspiring, a little dose of beauty and interest in what can often be a mundane life.

"But life happens in the realm of the mundane, so it's probably not particularly good for any of us to spend our days scrolling through artifice. It does set us up nicely for those advertisements that pop up in our streams, though!"