my guess is fishing line. her work is great! i love it both for its quality and its snark. so good. RIP, girlfriend.

have you read the updated captions? they are the kind of message i think it’s important for young girls (the main fan base of this kind of “celebrity”) to see, and if she’s asking for donations too, that’s not really something i have the energy to be mad about.

i hate this article. ellie, why are you opting to mock and shame a clearly miserable 18-year-old who seems to be extremely mature, even if emotional? i think it’s incredibly admirable of her to speak out against the dark side of social media. there have been countless reputable studies claiming that obsession with the…

THIS IS INCREDIBLE AND MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF THE YEAR

it looks like you live at a salon and i mean that in a good way!!! when my polish collection was at max capacity i used cube shelves so i could organize them by color family. it was impressive.

i’m 5’7, boyfriend is 6’3, this is in regular rotation for us. it’s the best!

blanche is the best!!! forever+ever

...unless you’re willing to drop a jackson on some “across the universe”:

I’M HAVING FEELINGS IN MY SWIMSUIT AREA

my roommate has never been interested in bachelor/bachelorette, but she powered through FOUR EPISODES in one night. that’s approx. 1000 hours. i’ve successfully converted her.

because they all immediately googled her playboy shoot and saw her vagina and/or b-hole.

okay, you have described my ideal birth. is that bad? i know i shouldn’t hope that my future hypothetical baby is in danger, but like.... yeah. vacuum out my child. let me lay here and play tetris on my phone until it’s over.

when driving around my college campus, i always had my window down so i could yell at my peers to look where they were walking. nobody appreciated it but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i love beauty products, but i think an essentials box would be great too! face wipes for when you’re too lazy to wash your face, different kinds of lip balm, different moisturizers/sunscreens, and a mini deodorant. i feel like it would be a hit. call it ButchBox.

i personally love kate mara’s haircut. i’ve always thought she was the less interesting-looking sister (not that it matters!!!!! i think i’m just obsessed with rooney’s eyebrows) but her bone structure is so much more striking without the hair around it. love. she deserves it after having to wear that low loose bun…

right? i’ll probably hit up the cafe around the corner for a glass (bottle) of wine before i roll in and knock over some bath bomb displays.

same! for me it says out of stock, but we have a lush store here in dallas. i did find it on amazon for $35, but i’m gonna check and see if the store has it in stock first.

i also volunteer!!! even through losing my job and taking a retail position that paid less than half of what i made before, i am still a slave 2 beauty products.

i need to listen to it, thanks for mentioning it! and no, not missouri, but texas, so not too much better tbh. i’m just glad i’m not teaching history.

i think of heartbreak as a bruise. the intial blow, the breakup, is the impact—you fell off your bike and slammed your knee into the ground. the black and blue blooms within a day or two, and it’s so obvious that the knee is damaged. after a few days the blood vessels repair, the bruise fades, but you bump the knee…