Bib: ✓

The clothes in that Instagram pic are very Hamilton chic.

Oh man, I thought it was just be who was screaming at people, “GUYS, IT’S STARRING CUBA FUCKING GOODING JR.”

I just finished Scream Queens last night. I was completely delighted with the first few episodes, but in typical Murphy fashion, it got stupider and more needlessly convoluted with every episode. By the finale I was just pissed off about how much time I’d wasted.

MTE considering half of the key players in the trial are all over reality TV~ can’t wait can’t wait THE MORALLY CORRUPT FAYE RESNICK

There are no words to describe how here for this show I am. It’s either going to be good, which is good, or it’s going to be a mess, which is great.

London Hospital was great too!

I had to do a coffee spit-take laughing at this—perfect description!

I think she’s entertaining as all get out!

I liked the part where she shilled all her hideous clothing ad nauseum. I see the real reason she’s on the show...

Ok, but that is why they’re so great on reality TV. I appreciate an upfront shit stirer to the enabling, toxic bullshit between between kim and brandi last year. That made me sick to my stomach.

Can’t take her either. I cannot stomach people who routinely crack up at their own jokes.

I’m not liking Rinna much either. I appreciated her calling Kim out last season when everyone was in denial, but she is seeming like a super concern-troll with the Yolanda Lyme stuff.

Perfect sum-up is perfect.

Oh, and I loved the dentist from her audition video that was posted here on Jezebel a few weeks ago - she seemed super quirky and fun. But then in the first episode, she seemed like one of those women who pretends to be weird for attention. And it seemed like it would be really awkward and uncomfortable to try to have…

I agree with everything you said, except Olivia. I hate her already. She seems SO unbelievably plastic and fake to me. I couldn’t believe she got the first impression rose. I can’t believe how much I already hate her, given that I’ve seen maybe 3 minutes of screen time with her in it. Also, the write-up said she was a…

How is he easily frightened? He kept the crazies on.

These are the charging instructions. No kidding.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.