Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

That is soooo awesome. Oh well! Guess I better cart my cookies to NOLA this February!

After a really kind of subdued, down weekend, this is my favorite thing ever. I was sick of the news and trolling old Milli posts I had missed and now I’m so very, very glad I did.

I’ve been telling people all week how excited I am, because if it’s Heather’s world and we all get to live in it, we probably each get our own bathroom!

“It’ll certainly be one of the biggest Christian attractions in the world,”

If Jude Law’s greasy-fucking-nannies side were exorcised from his body, James is the form the demon would take.

I am wondering the same thing. I wouldn’t put anything past either of them. Vicki might be an insurance savant, but she is also a nitwit and she is dumb enough to fall for anything/do anything Brooks tells her, in return for any attention at all.

I have a blog and I listen to a lot of amateur podcasters for it because we do a podcast review thing. I’m really well versed in listening to crappy podcasts that go on way too long. It’s one of our pet peeves that some podcasters can take an hour podcast and make it feel like two hours. I can’t believe Heather’s runs…

Vicki endorses Club Detox. She’s on their web site and, of course, got them screen time this season. No way they weren’t looking to cash in on his successful “treatment.”

One thing which I have not seen discussed is the question of whether Mr Ayres or Ms Gunvalson committed insurance fraud. She apparently makes a small fortune pimping insurance, and pushes it on all in her sphere of orbit, and he would have insurance coverage of his “disease”.

Agreed. I’m an OC resident and know that Vicki will be paying forever. Her insurance company isn’t as successful as she wants it to look like.

please never stop writing about the real housewives. you make my day.

i love/hate you for alerting me to this podcast.

Thank you for this wonderful peice of knowledge. Debating whether I can listen at my desk right this very moment.

Poor girl. The son just DNGAF it seems. Then again he always seems like he wants to slither out of his chair and off the screen whenever he is on this show.

Awww, I had forgotten about the vow renewal. He DID cry, and it seemed pretty sincere, whereas she really seemed more interested in showing everyone how expensive a ring she could afford to get him.

It is....so fucking satisfying I am embarrassed.

Vicki searched out the drama. Donn was really good to her, respected her crazy boundaries, and didn’t need her money. He actually wanted her to work less and spend more time together. Vicki would complain that Donn didn’t, “light her fire,” which was code for being too dependable and nice. He was pretty devastated…

But... All the ladies have a non stated agreement that they keep the drama trivial and shush about real problems. Divorces, affairs, financial problems might be eluded to, but are never focuses of the drama. For Heather to speak about Vicki cheating and air actual dirty laundry, they are burning the bridge. Big…

When Brianna was going thru her thyroid cancer scare, I remember Donn being really caring to Brianna, while her mother just screamed at her that Brianna didn’t understand how scary it was for a parent to have a sick child.