We got a Great Pyrenees and she keeps them away from the chickens, but we hear them nearly every night.

Keith Richards talks about it in his book- she was naked from the bath and there was a candy bar on the table and that's it.

Omigod I read about the butter shortage. Chilling.

I once stuffed a goose with White Castles and it was divine.

Yeah really- I only know one family that deep-fries Twinkies, and they do it on Thanksgiving as a joke.

I make hoecakes all the time. My mom used to fry them then butter them.

It's so easy to make- google "boiled custard". It's a great thing to take to someone who's sick and can't eat much- it's just eggs and sugar and milk. mmmmm, boiled custard.

Boiled custard. I just made some for my friend who had a bunch of teeth pulled.

I gave my kid blueberries and his poop came out smelling like muffin mix.

Somebody is gonna drop her.

Babies somehow manage to be both infinitely fragile and crazy durable at the same time.

ah yes, the broken toof...with Gia shrieking in the background.

God, thanks for that. I was born in 1959 and my kids 1989 and 94- and they are good kids- nice and funny and loving and they are optimistic and service-oriented, and so are all their friends.

I would watch the hell out of every movie mentioned here. How often does that happen?

It was a thrilling, absolutely chilling spectacle anyway.

There were MUCH better hats at the track. These are all celebrities. The grandstands had much bigger and better stuff with a side of crazy.

Yes, Cindy was a disappointment, but she's a Yankee, so if she knew better she'd do better, bless her heart.

it was ridin' low during her tv interview- it made me anxious.

ooooo y'all- Cindy Lauper dropped the f-bomb into a live mic while serving as the Grand Marshal of the Derby parade. Pearl-clutching and sal volatile-sniffing ensued.

Did anyone watch the miniseries? I was confused.